How are we not having a more substantial dialogue about Willow and Jaden Smith. And that interview. Yes, I know they are still children in the most real sense of the word. But they are also dressing like sassy adults and giving (what I’m sure to be) parental-approved public interviews, all while writing their own books, nay, novels, and evading some time-space continuum. So, children? The point of childhood is to be stupid and bask in that stupidity. Once you become responsible that shit goes right out the window and all of a sudden eating Taco Bell at 3 a.m. is no longer socially acceptable, and sadly, in most places, judged. Oh my god – is that the point they are making? Oh my god – did I just try to validate this interview? Fuck. No, because they are clearly not children nor do they want to be considered children.

Maybe the problem is that we don’t don’t even know where to begin. I don’t even know where to begin. Is this something to tear apart as an exercise in celebrity (scientology?) gone to the head, or is the sheer ridiculousness so maddening that there is nothing left to say? Perhaps the interview is enough. I don’t know, but I just can’t get my head around it. But then again, I can’t write my own novels, and I sure as hell don’t have the creativity (balls?) to wear a white batman suit to a wedding. Kanye can’t even. And this is why I will be drinking wine later.

Fighting crime. And time.

I take that back, Kanye could even. He’s just jealous a 16-year old beat him to it.

http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2014/11/18/huh-willow-and-jaden-smiths-nyt-interview-is-the-weirdest-thing-youll-read-today/  (hope this one works…)